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1:00 bahhagagagagga
Thank you for making frustrating videos more fun to watch... if you can’t change them, laugh at them... I like that 😂
the yogurt cup is not upside down lol
I FREEKING LOVE YOU!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are so funny and I’ve only started to watch you yesterday. I wish I could have sooner though 🤙🤙🤙
i am fairly new to this channle and i was wondering who "Linda" is?
or who Linda is suposed to be
Does his daughter hear everthin he screams
if she even marry s him because if i was her i would run away
14:06 im FUCKING DEAAAAAAD
Im 16, ofc i asked my dad for sime money to my first date, and i dont have a job, ATLEAST THE GIRL THAT I WAS ON DATE WITH ORDERED WHAT SHE WANTED WITHOUT ANY WORRY ;-;
This man doesnt need help.. he needs..... LINDA!!!!!!!
Ok you were wrong on the yogurt cup he was drinking out of the entrance
Who else doesnt want him to rid of disk space? 🧐
Lmao daz said plates are 20 p my mum just spend 350 quid on plates
Me: ‘awake at 2am watching daz’ Also me: ‘trying to yawn’ daz: ‘“laughs, move, DOES ANYTHING’ Me: ‘👁👄👁’
Aight daz, no homo but I’ll take you to McDonald for nuggets, chick fil a for fries and sauce, then Dairy Queen for burgers and blizzards. How’s that. And yes, all in one night.
pls do the dating thing tghat would be holarious pls like they send a vid in and u havew to like see if u like them lol
Correctomondo
I cant watch daz while im eating because half the time i choke from laughing😂😂😂
Daz: LINDAA!
Every time he yells “LINDA” I DIE LAUGHING
Maths check you would have to get 11 pennies a day to get 40 a year
PUPPOOOO!
i can't stop laughing
this had me wheezing
Ok I need to weigh in here. Why on Earth would I go to a restaurant, and then share my food with you? NO! MY food 😂 Order your own
Hey Daz, I took a long break from the internet. Good to see you back online dude. Funny as hell.
Imagine being a guest at the house when Daz is recording. Out of nowhere you just hear “LINDA PUT SOME CREAM UP MY ASS” ?????
i agree.i wanna eat...a lot if im going to a resturant with meat
Who else thinks he looks like elon musk???
So that ‘car’ is worth £35k to him but his date is not worth a meal of her own?!
The yogurt cup starts small then goes big that’s why it looks like he’s drinking out of the bottom and not the top but he actually is drinking it from the top
I need help I'm laughing to hard omg daz
Best youtuber
Ikr
Hii
His bathroom is the reason covid-19 went so far
😂😂😂😂😂😂 that onion ring but is so accurate
I was breaking down crying because of my family a few minutes ago so I turned on your videos and now I'm laughing for the first time in a while, so thank you
This vid gave me shudders because it makes me think of my childhood. My mum would make us put a bucket in the shower with us and even scoop out the water after we had a bath so she could use said water to flush the toilet. Which was fully operational. While with a husband who earned 60k a year. Fucking. Psycho.
man i haven't watched this guy in years. glad to see he hasn't changed one bit :,)
that's actually wholesome 🥺
Cheep skates these days am I right am I right
Ah hell no! The moment this guy told me that he wants to share a meal on the kids meal, I would walk right out and go get me a nice big juicy burger with fries
Can I have 1?.... Can I have 2?.... Can I have A FREAKIN LOT?
I’m so embarrassed for her I feel really bad
This just brightens my day😅
“No one gets exited about keeping the utensils.” I do, but that’s not because I’m cheap I’m just lazy.
I’m laughing so hard I woke everyone up in my house :) d🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s basically like that one movie where Adam Sandler says to a girl I got cancer 😂
AND THEN AT THE END OF THE WEEK WHEN IM READY TO FLUSH THE TOILET😵
I was cringing the entire video 😭😭😭
If he doesn't flush the toilet I'm guessing he washes condoms
On the date it sounds like a 12 year who has no idea how to date someone
10:40 😂
Lady : What will we be havin tonight folks? :) Daz : Well we will take some scissors and she will eat my armpit hair
16:44 😂😂😂
Why did I think his roomates were gonna be stuffed rabbits/animals and not real people?
IM WASHING ME AND MY CLOOOOTHES
Just go under the category cheapskate on whatever dating you using
Warning: do not, I repeat, DO NOT eat while watching this video
Imagine being on your period and having to wait a week to flush the toilet 😂 fbi are gonna get called thinking i murdered someone
I wanna take you on a steak date now
And today was the day I learned to never watch daz at night
LINA GET ME A Appointment TO HAVE CREAM PUT UP MY ASS
I appreciate the balls of steel
Literally everything he says is funny dude
Ok if I was stupid enough to live with this man. I would buy my own shit. Don’t touch my cups, plates, silverware, condiments, NONE OF IT. DONT TOUCH IT. Since you wanna drink outta fuckin yogurt cups and shit🙄✋🏾
Who is Linda
9:08 Lord of the Rings in there! *Shit!* 😂😂😂
LOL! Why doesn't he flush the toilet?
Am I the only one who thinks the guy looked like a discount elon musk
I don’t know why cheep stakes go to the dollar store or thrift stores.
Who remembers those animal plates from when they where a kid
Omg i died when you said that her wedding dress is going be a big liner, if she was to stay with him. Dead 😅😅☠
is it just me but after three years Daz has improved so much.
Bro this psychopath is saving money for nothing. It is ok to go to a another store and get a coke for a cheaper price but what he js doing it is like ordering a sandwich and use armpit hair to replace the bread.
I could have pulled that off better in his situation
I swear this guy can cure depression im laughing so hard 😂😂
The yogurt cup wasn’t upside down. In America, we have these weird ass yogurt cups that look like they are upside down for some reason. Maybe to make it less top heavy? Idk us Americans are so weird
Whenever I go on first dates I always make sure I pay for my meal and they pay for theirs, not a cheapskate but fair
Unless it’s like a pizza or something like that, then I’ll pay because pizzas are only like $10 dollars or usually under
Guy: "I'm a zoomba dance instructor-" Daz: "NO YOU'RE NOT!" XD
Bruh he’s still saying LINDA
I would die for an Barbecue date damn 😂
"Lords of the rings," fucking love daz.
I love how this was uploaded on my birthday lmfao
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Damn those plates are zoo pals
Some Yogurt cubs the skinny part is the opening
Daz, those yogurts in the US, the smaller side is the opening. It’s weird I know.
if i was her i would run
the upside-down yogurt cup is how yoplay makes the yogurt cups
“Just one rib, is this like Adam and Eve” I’m crying bro
This was pane watching 🔫 grapeeeeeee🍇🍇🍇
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that when he showers in his clothes to clean them he puts a lil sandwich bag over the tag because he returns them?
This guy brings dick cheese to a whole new level sheesh
How is he not paying rent but does all this to save money with bills what
This is the first time I watched daz games and I subscribed the first joke he said
Is it just me or I am I just waiting for someone to answer him and he yell “Linda”
Go and order ice and water
HAHA THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY YOU GOT ON THE FLOOR! you are the best youtuber ever...
I used to have to poor a bucket of water into the toilet when I was younger
i live in Cincinnatii Ohio
Omg the life hack one omg I just think about it and I laugh SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD